main sirf 50 ropay main khana khaiya
first friend: yar aaj main nay PC hotel main sirf 50 ropay main khana khaiya
2nd friend: naheen yaar woh kaisay?
ist friend: yaar bill to 2000 bana tha unhoan nay police ko bulwa liya aur main nay 50 ropay day ka jan churwai
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